Dear Fitted Sheet Corner,
When I fit you over the corner of my pillow top mattress, I expect you to stay there until I decide it's time to remove you. I dislike having to re-fit you onto the mattress almost every morning. I do appreciate your attempt at making it look like the Twilight honeymoon just occurred in my bed, however, it is not necessary. Please do your job correctly so I can stop looking like an idiot talking to a fitted sheet while trying desperately to get it to fit back on the bed.
Sincerely,
Trish
5 comments:
Oh my gosh, cracking up!!! The Twilight honeymoon..bahaha!!!!!!
P.S. the comment you left on my blog yesterday? It was legen-WAIT FOR IT I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of the words is-DARY!
AH! I LOVE IT!! HAHA! You're AWE-some! (imagine high pitched voice here)
I think you are the FUNNIEST!!! blog I read! thanks for being awesome!
Thanks, Liz! You know just how to make me feel special :)
We used to have the same problem, my aunt told me about these sheets and we haven't seen the corners of our mattress since! Worth every cent.
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