For the possible snatching and most likely burial of my super comfy slippers.
I won't be able to go to Wal-Mart until I get a new pair:(
I'm going to get weird looks if I go in with my pajamas and normal shoes.
People are going to ask, "Where are your house shoes? Don't you know that's the proper attire for Wal-Mart?'
And I'll be all "My dog
ate buried them."
Then the confused looks will commence.
My life might possibly be over.