Dear Fitted Sheet Corner,
When I fit you over the corner of my pillow top mattress, I expect you to stay there until I decide it's time to remove you. I dislike having to re-fit you onto the mattress almost every morning. I do appreciate your attempt at making it look like the Twilight honeymoon just occurred in my bed, however, it is not necessary. Please do your job correctly so I can stop looking like an idiot talking to a fitted sheet while trying desperately to get it to fit back on the bed.