Why is medical terminology only one credit? There are 50 pages of words to learn in one week. It's not like I have other classes to study for ...
I swear I left Camera Cord with Cell Phone Cord. Why is it that when I look for one it's not there with the other?
Is it really necessary to yell your entire conversation when you're sitting 6 inches away from each other? COME ON!
Does the laundry basket have the flu? Because for some reason even though I pick up the clothes off the floor EVERY DAY, when I wake up in the morning it looks like the basket threw up.
Must you tell your life story in every Facebook post? I don't care who you're sleeping with, who they are now sleeping with, or who you wish you were sleeping with. You all should keep your legs closed and find something more constructive to do with your time.
Why is your child wearing a t-shirt and no socks in the middle of winter? Did you forget it's freezing outside?
My right blinker is on because I want to merge right. It doesn't mean keep pace with me so I can't get over. JERK!
Nobody cares what your underwear look like. PULL YOUR PANTS UP!