It's a sign..

I cruise the internet when I'm bored.  These are the things that I find...

Be careful of those no hooking zones!

I often fish for dinner in a public restroom.

Nicotine IS fairly addictive...

No, not the poor cockroach! 

Sharp sign edges are very serious.  Way more serious than a bridge that's out.

I often stand during my "performances." Just for fun.

Can you feel the concern for the zoo visitors?

This is good information.  Take note.

I've never had curved yellow fruit.

No problem!