Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Why yes, I do talk to inanimate objects

Dear Fitted Sheet Corner,

When I fit you over the corner of my pillow top mattress, I expect you to stay there until I decide it's time to remove you.  I dislike having to re-fit you onto the mattress almost every morning.  I do appreciate your attempt at making it look like the Twilight honeymoon just occurred in my bed, however, it is not necessary.  Please do your job correctly so I can stop looking like an idiot talking to a fitted sheet while trying desperately to get it to fit back on the bed.

Sincerely,

Trish

5 comments:

Michelle said...

Oh my gosh, cracking up!!! The Twilight honeymoon..bahaha!!!!!!

P.S. the comment you left on my blog yesterday? It was legen-WAIT FOR IT I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of the words is-DARY!

Trish said...

AH! I LOVE IT!! HAHA! You're AWE-some! (imagine high pitched voice here)

Liz said...

I think you are the FUNNIEST!!! blog I read! thanks for being awesome!

Trish said...

Thanks, Liz! You know just how to make me feel special :)

Jami said...

We used to have the same problem, my aunt told me about these sheets and we haven't seen the corners of our mattress since! Worth every cent.

http://www.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6E.aspx?GrpTyp=ENS&ItemID=18a2df7&DeptID=82319&CatID=82327&SO=0&Ne=5+877+947+1014+1031+883+586+1007+1545&x5view=1&NOffset=2&shopperType=G&N=4294932617&Nao=21&PSO=0&bcCat=3&CmCatId=82319|82327