Friday, March 9, 2012

Friday's Letters

Dear Slippers,  
I love the cozy fuzziness you provide to my feet.   I look forward to slipping you on and wearing you whenever possible.  Unfortunately, due to your warm tostyness, today was the second time I have forgotten to switch you with real shoes before going to class.   This cannot happen again.  I feel like a douche walking around in your coziness.  If this happens again I will be forced to allow Hennessy to snatch and bury you like she did your predecessors.  You have been warned.

Dear High School Girl in my PSYC class,  
You suck.  How dare you walk up to all of my carefully planned and posted operation beautiful stickies and loudly proclaim "LIES!"  You're lucky you are still in high school.  I was thisclose to smacking you into next week. 

Dear Hubby,
 I thought that I would have to do all the paint color picking and painting of our little love shack all by myself.  You have surprised me and helped paint AND pick the colors.  That's just one of the small things you do that make me love you more every day.   

Dear Self,  
When you're trying to be on top of things, double check to make sure are doing it correctly.  Remember those two posts you wrote and scheduled to post for this past Wednesday and Thursday?  They are really scheduled for next week.  But hey, at least now you're ahead for next week.  GO YOU!

Dear Glee, 
I love your show.  I spent the last few days catching up on this seasons episodes.  I enjoyed every moment of your sing-a-long worthy songs.  I do not, however, appreciate you ending your latest episode with a truck smashing into Quinn.  WHAT!!??  And I see that your next episode will not air until April?  You're going to the top of my you suck list.  

Dear Spring Break,
 I am so glad you are finally here. 



Michelle said...

Um, this is HILARIOUS. I've been so close to wearing slippers out of the house. And I love that you did :) You should definitely smack that girl next time. Reeeediculous!

Katie said...

Haha! One time I accidentally wore my slippers to walmart... some major disinfecting had to be done after that!

Alyssa said...

No some high school girl did NOT do that?! Oh my gosh!!! I don't know how I would've reacted but it probably wouldn't have been nice!

Megan said...

Ahhhhh, hahahaha! I laughed so hard at the slippers fiasco! That is TOO funny!